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@KyleMcDowell86: [getting pulled over]

Me: R u a bear cop?

Bear cop: Is that a problem?

Me: As long as you're not a maul cop

*mauls me for bad pun*

[getting pulled over]

Me: R u a bear cop?

Bear cop: Is that a problem?

Me: As long as you’re not a maul cop

*mauls me for bad pun*

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