@NotSoFastDiet: Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
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@notacroc: DOCTOR: what were you thinking? He had a sword. ME: *bleeding everywhere, clutching my favorite pen* that's not how it's supposed to work
@ssholeEric: Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"
@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!