@NotSoFastDiet: Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
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@MikeCanRant: My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school.
@IGotsSmarts: She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically.
@VanGobot: *falls down several flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones* ME: *into headset mic* I'm in
@SoVeryBritish: Leaving restaurant: "That was lovely" Outside: "Well, it was okay" In car: "I mean, it wasn't great" Back home: "We won't go there again"