Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@JohnHilsen: Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub.

Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don’t do it in the bathtub.

COMMENTS