@JonasPolsky: Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party.
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@meganamram: I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me"
@megalot_: Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so
@TheRealRHB: Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine