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@daemonic3: [gf comes home after spray tanning]

Hey, orange you looking good!

"Thanks"

Anytime, pumpkin!

"You're sweet"

You're one in vermillion!

[gf comes home after spray tanning]

Hey, orange you looking good!

“Thanks”

Anytime, pumpkin!

“You’re sweet”

You’re one in vermillion!

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