@AsYouNotWish: I hate it when celebrities ask me to donate to some fund, you make 30 millions a movie & I make $30 a day. You send money.
@GeorgeTakei: So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony.
@SonofConway: Sometimes you have to stop tweeting to have an alibi for ignoring texts.
@SteveSuckington: Will Smith: "Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"
My Dad: "Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"
@thedailymarker: My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share.
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