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@onion_an: Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex

Me: Yeah

Gf: I'm having twins

Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies

Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex

Me: Yeah

Gf: I’m having twins

Me suspiciously: We only did it once why’s there two babies

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