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@MatCro: GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie

ME: …

G: Only u didn't give it to me

M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair

GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie

ME: …

G: Only u didn’t give it to me

M: [nervously adjusting thong] I’m having an affair

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