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@daemonic3: [gf takes pregnancy test, starts crying]

"It's negative"

Lemme see it

[reads] 'Not prego. Just fat. And ugly'

Wow that's really negative

[gf takes pregnancy test, starts crying]

“It’s negative”

Lemme see it

[reads] ‘Not prego. Just fat. And ugly’

Wow that’s really negative

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