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@AndRyanTF: GF - What's that beeping?
Me - Fasten Seatbelt Alarm.
GF - How can you ignore something so annoying?




Me - Huh?

GF – What’s that beeping?
Me – Fasten Seatbelt Alarm.
GF – How can you ignore something so annoying?




Me – Huh?

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