@BrattyBarbie: Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin...
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@InternetHippo: Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls
@jctwritesstuff: [First Date] Me: So this has been great. *moves in for a kiss* Me: Jesus, a little handsy there. Octopus: I can't... I can't help it.
@ninjadinosaur1: 'They'll be searching for days!' I giggle as I leave 'sorry bout the damage notes' on random cars at the Costco