@BrattyBarbie: Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin...
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@BuckyIsotope: BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire ME: wouldn't it explode into flames as soon as the sun hit it then? BILLY: shut up *runs off crying*
@UncleDuke1969: Me: "I need a home improvement loan." Banker: "What will you be using the money for?" Me: "A divorce lawyer."
@mstern68: You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'