@BrattyBarbie: Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin...
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@noduffers: Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle? Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Not saying I deserve a gold medal in parenting, but it's 4:47 PM and my 4yo just yelled "FINE THEN, I'M GOING TO BED!" So you be the judge.
@alexwyse: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
@RexHuppke: "Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant." - inventor of the birthday party