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@BruceForce: *Ghost snatches phone from me*
"Who you gonna call now?"
@MyHairyLife: My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine.
@E_lok44: She had a LITTLE lamb?
No way! I watched Mary make six trips to the buffet.
@nerdreign: If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
@timdonakowski: Long underwear is the fur that God forgot to give us.
@badbanana: If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.