@Sassafrantz: Ghosts are pretty cool because they can literally do anything they want, but they choose to hide my keys.
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@1followernodad: Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal.
@Home_Halfway: Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says "What's up, Doc?" he's legitimately concerned.
@BobTheSuit: Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!
@WritingWilkie: The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house.