@DamonHunzeker: Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags.
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@: Next to my high school yearbook photo it said "Most Likely To Fold Under Pressure". In your face, haters! I SUCK at timed origami contests.
@panmidwest: ME: [walking down the street clearly counting with my fingers] WIFE: you could just- ME: I'm not paying for another Fitbit, Jenn