@mrjohntofu: Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope.
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@Cpin42: Barista won't write "Air Bud was bullshit" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE’S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL
@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
@scottthetwat: Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day.