@badbanana: Girl, are you a glass of water because I think you're about to throw yourself at me.
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@Girliegurll: I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now.
@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating.
@david8hughes: [interrogation] "What do you do for a living?" "Kidnapper." "Louder for the tape?" [leans in] "I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."