@badbanana: Girl, are you a glass of water because I think you're about to throw yourself at me.
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@Schmoodles: I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. - White. - Good condition. - Reliable. - Cheap. - Some evidence of rear end damage.
@SamGrittner: *job interview* "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."
@P1ssed_K1d: If "she'll be riding six white horses when she comes", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle.