@badbanana: Girl, are you a glass of water because I think you're about to throw yourself at me.
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@Imnotsurehow: A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says "come on it will only take a half hour to fix"
@Brianhopecomedy: My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode.
@Goggner: Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?