@moose_chocolate: Girl, are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable.
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@GrantTanaka: I just found out that his full name is actually Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
@SergioValenCo: Girls love when you hug them from behind and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. Strangers, not so much.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Eat your vegetables. They make you smarter. 3-year-old: *hands me a carrot* You need this more than I do.