@moose_chocolate: Girl, are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable.
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@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.