@Tmoney68: Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times.
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@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
@envydatropic: The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong
@Piecezilla: Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.
@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??