@AdamOfEarth: Girl, are you E=mc ²? Because I do not have the energy to figure out what is the matter with you.
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@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.
@tamytoo2: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me:I'm cute? Cop: Nope Me: you like my car? Cop: Nope Me: I could do this all day.
@spcycucumber: I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam
@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.