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@dyldonot: [girl brings me back to her apartment]
her: come to bed
me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]

[girl brings me back to her apartment]
her: come to bed 
me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]

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