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@ProdigyNelson: *girl calls me daddy*
*hammer appears in my hand*
"oh no"
*I start building a deck*
"what have you done"
*grill turns itself on*

*girl calls me daddy*
*hammer appears in my hand*
“oh no”
*I start building a deck*
“what have you done”
*grill turns itself on*

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