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@DaddyJew: Girl: do you have a condom?

Me: c'mon what's the worst that could happen

*hears a knock on the door

4: daddy I think I started a fire

Girl: do you have a condom? 

Me: c’mon what’s the worst that could happen

*hears a knock on the door

4: daddy I think I started a fire

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