@snesfu: Girl, get dressed up real nice. I'm taking you to bee disease day.
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@niks27_shah: I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE ?"
@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit
@Calliejacobson: So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious.
@tastefactory: Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself