@imagine_vegas: Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked
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@mstluvstrinkets: "I don't know what else to say..." Me, giving my husband false hope
@Izianikapani: Obstetrician who has taken up magic as a hobby: and what have we here? *pulls out baby after baby after baby after baby after baby...
@havingafatday: So what if I used a time machine to kill Hitler but arrived too late? And now he's alive and knows how to time travel? Would you guys be mad
@SpacemanQuisp: Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.
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