@LnL245: A kickboxing class where you hit the bag with a baseball bat because I may have mild to moderate anger issues.

@NoogsCorner: Cop: Have you been drinking sir? Me: Medium Double Quarter Pounder meal please. Cop: Step out of the vehicle. Me: Sprite.

@TheAlexNevil: You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed.

@DrawingShadows: Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?

@girl_a_whirl: With the amount of hairs falling out of my head daily, it's amazing I haven't been implicated in any local crime scenes.