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@Michael_Erhart: Girl: I only date guys who can ice skate and make puns.

Me: *sighs and reluctantly starts putting on skates* "Figures."

Girl: I only date guys who can ice skate and make puns.

Me: *sighs and reluctantly starts putting on skates* “Figures.”

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