@SortaBad: Girl I wanna be strangely inside you just like the 'meow' in homeowner
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@Brampersandon_: [quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*
@ch000ch: *puts crime-scene photos in a rocket* Ok stand back "Detective, what are u doing?" What does it look like, I'm launching this investigation
@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.