@SortaBad: Girl I wanna be strangely inside you just like the 'meow' in homeowner
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@prufrockluvsong: I would do anything for love. But I won't do that. Or that. That's not looking good either.
@My_Ego_Altered: I'm eating a bottle of glitter so when I get drunk and throw up tonight people will think I'm a unicorn in human form.
@KrangTNelson: PARENTS: when we were ur age we bought a house for $10,000 ME: oh yeah? well did u have.. THIS?! *gestures to 114 gross Oreo flavors*