@MsNitnots: Girl in front of me on the bus just sent a text that was like a novel and the response was like a word and now even I'm pissed off about it.
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@INDlAN_: *lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sēn F: well? Me: we’re in China
@IamEnidColeslaw: That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.
@DanMentos: *passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*