@jewfacekilla: Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too
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@Spaziotwat: *looks up from pestle and mortar "Powdering this baby is HARD!"
@ohthatbadger: They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name – flavoured nut water – was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason…
@faungirl123: Me: I need to start working out. Weed: lol
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@BrooksErrDay584: *1st date* [Be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] So where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*
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