@iQuoteComedy: Girl: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Guy: "Both, now get in the van."
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@MandiAtRandom: A car almost ran into me and I screamed "WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO" I could have died and those would have been my last words
@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.