@iQuoteComedy: Girl: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Guy: "Both, now get in the van."
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@upsidedowntrash: [Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad
@ericsshadow: When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice.
@TheMichaelRock: The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)