@paulrobalino: Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right
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@mashyboo: be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character
@secondofhername: Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background.
@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@KaysNH: I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself.