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@PerkyandSaggy: *Girl opens Xmas present*
"Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?"
"Wait but that means-"
*Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

*Girl opens Xmas present*
“Why’d you get me carrots and lettuce?”
“Wait but that means-”
*Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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