@Token_Geezer: Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn’t look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out
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@DaHess1: You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
@Zombie_Kit: Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him.
@shatty48: Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.
@faizziy: Hate it when I get carried away with emotions. Lost a who-blinks-1st competition with a box of donuts & had to eat em all in a fit of rage