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@SirEviscerate: GIRL: Spirit, should I have sex with this guy?
ME: *tries to push the ouija pointer to yes but it won't move* (under breath) grandma, PLEASE

GIRL: Spirit, should I have sex with this guy?
ME: *tries to push the ouija pointer to yes but it won’t move* (under breath) grandma, PLEASE

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