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@Jake_Sniff: [girl texting me] you left a sprite in my fridge
[CUT TO] Me, crossing step one off of my "secretly move in with her" plan

[girl texting me] you left a sprite in my fridge
[CUT TO] Me, crossing step one off of my “secretly move in with her” plan

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