@SkinnerSteven: Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper
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@johntoconnor: How much can this one swallow? sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way
@AddTequila: My son: "Dad what's a douche bag?" Me: see that guy sitting with his friends wearing a Bluetooth?....
@sarahkendzior: My mom registered to see me speak at an academic conference at Yale, and under "affiliation" on the form she wrote "Sarah's mom" 😂
@ReneeHooray: Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day.