@SkinnerSteven: Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mrtruthandsoul: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "You thought I'd like your pretty lights?" "Recite the alphabet backwards" "I can't even do that sober"
@Adar79Angie: I let friend's kid call my ex & say "Are you really my daddy?" while I'm in the background yelling "hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"
@Cheeseboy22: I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.