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@lazerdoov: Girlfriend: hey babe you wanna get breakfast and go for a run?

(Cut to me with a mouth full of Doritos)

Me: I have shin splints

Girlfriend: hey babe you wanna get breakfast and go for a run? 

(Cut to me with a mouth full of Doritos)

Me: I have shin splints

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