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@CockSnake: Girlfriend: "I'm pregnant"
Me: "Really? Thats great."
GF: "April Fo--"
*I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*

Girlfriend: “I’m pregnant”
Me: “Really? Thats great.”
GF: “April Fo–”
*I’m already on a plane to a non extradition country*

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