Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@CockSnake: Girlfriend: "I'm pregnant"
Me: "Really? Thats great."
GF: "April Fo--"
*I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*

Girlfriend: “I’m pregnant”
Me: “Really? Thats great.”
GF: “April Fo–”
*I’m already on a plane to a non extradition country*

COMMENTS