@theNuzzy: Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted.
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@onion_an: Me: My dog has gone missing Dog pound: What colour is it? Me: Brown Dog pound: Sex? Me [turns to wife]: Has the dog lost his virginity?