@Halbeerz: Girlfriend just called me by my full given name.This is gonna end poorly.
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@Eightinchgoat: Worst things about mid 40's: 1. Catching a view of yourself naked in the mirror. 2. Crying too hard to complete this list.
@brynnester: Me: There's plenty more fish in the sea Fisheries Guy: Actually the fish population is dwindling at an alarming rate Me: You're not helping