@Douchekevin: Girlfriend told me she wants me to pull her hair , but apparently not while she's driving. Girls are weird.
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@AdmiralAkbrown: "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" -every trip to the zoo, ever
@SCbchbum: “Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice.”
@PrincessAlexx_: Sending 17 text messages explaining why you're not crazy seems a little counterintuitive.