@JKNenagh: Girls are a lot like oceans,
but once a month
it's shark week.
@jacob_swift16: Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot
@fluffysuse: Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.
@MrsMikePatton: God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal.
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth...
@ewfeez: I can turn anything into a boomerang just by throwing it straight up