@JKNenagh: Girls are a lot like oceans,
but once a month
it's shark week.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze.
@kashanacauley: So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums.
@Bob_Janke: I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid.
@tigersgoroooar: If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I’d be like you’re cleaning this up I’m not cleaning this up
@WorkingMom86: "Will I ever live in a clean house again?"
*shakes magic 8 ball
*magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess