@JKNenagh: Girls are a lot like oceans,
but once a month
it's shark week.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Carson: No it wasn't a friend it was a close family member. And I didn't stab her I froze her heart.
"Sir, that's the plot of Frozen."
@KeetPotato: me: "what is a librarian's favourite food?"
me: "SHUSHI lmao"
dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]
@ClassicMegan: Bahaha. Loving the support, maybe we'll get this handled.
@sofarrsogud: YOGA CLASS
INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog
GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.
@HallpassCanada: For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be.