@BakedBrotatoes: Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready.
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@ArfMeasures: ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
@puppy_eggs: It's wrong! If gay marriage is legal who will stop me marrying this painting of a horse. This majestic painting. Who will stop me kissing it
@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life