@CarolinaSong: Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SteveInevitable: When I'm looking for a parking spot I turn the radio down because clearly I can see better when it's quieter...
@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
@cat_whisperer_: Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos.