@CarolinaSong: Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head
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@mzeld: The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone.
@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.
@mattZillaaaa: It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.