@TitaniumToplass: Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do
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@gobmentcheese: In my family, we settle all disputes by pointing out the other's short comings and failures and whoever starts crying first loses.
@ImaFlyontheWall: *follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*
@SpencerLenox: I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.