@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
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@jonnysun: "fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u" - a goldfish :(
@garrettbarry70: Wife. Would you cut the label off my dress. Me. Sure *Snip* There you go. Wife. Thanks. Me. No problem. *Kicks pony tail under bed.
@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.
@david8hughes: [knocks on widow's door] Me: my condolences. Your husband was a good man with a wonderful set of golf clubs that he won't be needing anymore