@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
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@ArfMeasures: Boss: We're going to replace you with a robot Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance Boss: It's broken and does nothing Me: shit
@KateWhineHall: I've reached the age where I meet a person I would consider "older" and then find out they're the same age as me.
@AntonioFrench: Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"