@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
@TheMichaelRock: People like to make fun of my fanny pack until they need a napkin or a chicken nugget.
@WienerToboggan: What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair
@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to the top 5 waters in the world, holy, tap, you can lead a horse to, baby with the bath and bridge over troubled.
@NikiWithIssues: By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head.