@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
@Reverend_Scott: JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe.
[hands over present]
JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it-
[present is empty]
[Jesus and God hi-5]
@MikeCanRant: I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger
@nbadag: BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun
ME: rainbow colored goldfish crackers it is
@daemonic3: Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
@JermHimselfish: Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything.