@thesulk: Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again.
@freypalm: Astronaut: Dave, that’s not necessary in zero-G.
Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this.
@TylerLinkin: My mother’s maiden name is Password.
@chuuew: Me: Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling back
Baby: [pretends like she doesn't hear my extremely witty comment]
@ClichedOut: her: i'm a cat person
me: name one part of u that's cat, Becky
@LolaLuvsLollies: My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"