@MsSweetTeaz: Girls dont dress up to impress guys. We dress up to impress other girls. If we wanted to impress guys we would just run around naked all day
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@TheCatWhisprer: My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze.
@Kraz60: Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?
@KyleMcDowell86: Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* "Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*