@kelkulus: Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads.
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@LostFelicia: Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me..
@WilliamAder: I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.
@gojarbe: "and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"
@rickkondell: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.