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@bashfulcoward: Girls love it when guys:
- are respectful
- are handsome
- eat watermelon really fast and spit out the seeds like a machine gun

Girls love it when guys:
– are respectful
– are handsome
– eat watermelon really fast and spit out the seeds like a machine gun

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