@kingushbal: girls talk about makeup like it's a damn weapon, "what eyeshadow is that?" oh its the Mac 35XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LindaInDisguise: Me: My blood pressure is sky high. I need to get my affairs in order. Him: Make a will? Me: I was thinking flings with hot men, but OK.
@KevinBuffalo: I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces
@Parker_Simpson: I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory