@shawnspree: Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34.
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@AmishPornStar1: Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers.
@Fredzipfel: Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It's not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color
@tsm560: Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of.