@shawnspree: Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34.
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@VeggieMonger: My mother said that I looked "cheap" with my bra showing underneath my clothes - so I took my bra off.
@Donna_McCoy: My coworkers have such cute nicknames for me, like "The one who eats all the donuts" and "Don't tell her there's pizza in the kitchen".
@TSDD24: HER: Let's do some role playing ME: Okay, be ur sister HER: I was thinking a sexy profession.. ME: Oh okay. What's ur sister do for work?
@NeinQuarterly: Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.